Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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