so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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