similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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