I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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