this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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