Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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