She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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