Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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