Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
40s are totally the cure
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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