Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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