we have pet lesbian snakes
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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