Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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