Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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