you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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