Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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