we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
