He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I skipped work to stalk him.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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