A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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