Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm jealous of your bromance
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The power of my boobs compel you
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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