C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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