He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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