He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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