Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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