I must be too annoying 4 u.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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