Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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