Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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