Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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