Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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