What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
P.S. I can't hear my feet
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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