So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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