I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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