im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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