I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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