even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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