She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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