oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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