Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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