Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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