I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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