Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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