Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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