there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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