2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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