my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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