how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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