David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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