I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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