definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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