we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You can't motorboat a personality
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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