Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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