in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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