Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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