i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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