Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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