why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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