I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Randomize
