His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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