I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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